accioizabella:
Gatiss: Okay, Steven, everyone’s going crazy trying to figure out how Sherlock survived that fall, so we’re going to need a really clever solution.
Moffat: Sherlock stood on top of St. Bart’s. And then—
Gatiss: Yes?
Moffat: More disco music.
Gatiss: What? No. It was funny at the pool, but—
Moffat: More. Disco. Music.
Gatiss: How does that even explain—
Moffat: Gloria Gaynor.
Gatiss: But you were talking about all the clues being—
Moffat: First I was afraid. I was petrified.
Gatiss: You don’t need to sing it. I know the song.
Moffat: Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
Gatiss: Molly. Molly definitely has a part in it, right?
Moffat: But I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong. And I learned how to carry on.
Gatiss: Stop it. Stop it right now. Did the garbage truck break Sherlock’s fa—
Moffat: Oh no, not I.
Gatiss: STEVEN. No! He used the ball to stop his pulse! The dummy that was hanging in the flat was wearing a mask! Something! Anything!
Moffat: I WILL SURVIVE. AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE I KNOW I’LL STAY ALIVE.
Gatiss: Please, please, Steven. I’m begging you as your friend—
Moffat: I. Will. Survive.
Gatiss: Fuck it. Fine.
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Mark Gatiss:
"Since the Sherlock fans have waited so long for a new season, I think that we should have a huge confrontation scene at the pool."
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Steven Moffat:
"I want the Bee Gees"
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Gatiss:
"That doesn't even-"
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Moffat:
"Bee Gees"
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Gatiss:
"But-"
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Moffat:
"Bee Gees."
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Moffat:
We should make the Christmas special really happy! Give everyone what they want for Christmas.
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Producer:
What a brillian-
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Moffat:
So kill Rory.
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Producer:
I don't understand how that will give people what they want for Christmas...?
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Moffat:
In the words of Mariah Carey; "All I want for Christmas is Rory dying."
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Producer:
She never said that.
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Moffat:
I'm sorry is Mariah Carey your boss?
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Producer:
No, you are, but you said-
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Moffat:
Then kill Rory you twat.
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Yates:
You like making people cry, right?
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Moffat:
I'm listening.
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Yates:
I shall remove 50 years of history of Doctor Who in a new movie.
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Moffat:
Does that include Rory's deaths?
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Yates:
...Yes.
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Moffat:
...
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Yates:
...Is that a-
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Moffat:
You disgrace me.
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Yates:
I-
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Moffat:
Get out of my office.
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Yates:
I have the BBC on my side.
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Moffat:
Will I get money for this shit?
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Yates:
No, but you'll get fired for saying no.
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Moffat:
OMG THIS IDEA IS FABULOUS OMG WELCOME TO THE TEAM I LOVE YOU MARRY ME?
"Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free"
asked by Anonymous
You are obsessed with Steven Moffat?
GURL you have a strange fetish, go to the doctors.
"stormageddon means fallen silence in greek..."
asked by Anonymous
YOU’RE ALMOST AS BIG A TROLL AS ME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no.
"Is "kill Rory" the no. 1 rule to all potential writers for Doctor Who?"
asked by Anonymous
Actually it’s ‘Make little children cry’
"What did Rory ever do to you anyway Mister Troll?"
asked by Anonymous
He existed without permission.
